Consult the Automotive Diagnostic Eight Ball to find a humorous
solution to those pesky engine problems that just won't go away.
Instructions:
Speak clearly and slowly, and describe what your engine is doing.
Turn the Automotive diagnostic Eight Ball viewing window towards you. Your diagnostic solution will appear before your very eyes!
Repeat Steps 1 and 2 as often as you need.
Do not use near pool table as the ball will become confused.
Do not insert into mouth (that is what your foot is for).
Gently massage (do not rub).
BUT REMEMBER: While the Automotive Diagnostic Eight Ball will provide hours of comic relief, it is not real repair advice! consult a properly trained and qualified technician for a professional solution to your engine problems.
ONLINE DEMO Not quite convinced yet? Give our interactive version a spin!
Just type in your question, and hit the 'ASK' button.
If you like this- keep in mind the real thing is even better with more than twice as many answers!
